I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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