# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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