Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
