I feel like abortions should bother me more
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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