And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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