Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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