Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I want to make a zoo with you.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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