I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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