i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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