i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think I am morally bankrupt
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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