You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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