butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
