Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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