Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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