please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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