Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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