Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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