A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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