okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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