I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
