I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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