Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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