BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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