Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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