Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just high enough for therapy.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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