Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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