Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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