i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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