Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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