i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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