I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
