Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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