ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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