ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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