Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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