But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he told me I talked like a deaf person
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My penis needs a shock collar
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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