There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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