WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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