i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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