I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
