Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
More tranny stories later!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
