let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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