he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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