They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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