On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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