Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Please, let me fuck your mom
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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