There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
