Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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