Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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