are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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