Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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